Mice vs Rats

First of all, I'd like to clarify that I really have nothing against rats since I think that both mice and rats are adorable, furry creatures. This was just a funny poem that I wrote because of the nickname I had at school.


MICE ARE CUTE

RATS ARE BRUTE


MICE ARE NICE

RATS SHOULDN'T SUFFICE


MICE ALWAYS NIBBLE

RATS SURE CAN GOBBLE


MICE MAINTAIN MANNERS

RATS ALWAYS HAVE TEMPERS


MICE ARE SWEET

RATS AIN'T UPBEAT


MICE ARE GENTLE

RATS MAKE YOU TREMBLE


MOUSE, I PREFER BEING CALLED

BUT WHAT I GET IS, RAT IN A FUNNY DRAWL


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